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(05.23.19)

I know that I am super late to this party, but I have recently fallen wholeheartedly in love with BTS, and I really need to talk it. I'm not too worried about my late arrivalthough. I'm ness I'm intokies of the Billised of the Birllisnfamously late to everything. When the other six guys are going to belate, they say, "I'm Jimin to day." Yeah, there's a lot to learn here. I have a lot of feelings about BTS, soplease keep scrolling. First of all, the y're the seven dreamiest human beings to ever walk the earth.I don't care how dramatic this 목소리 s. It's a scientific fact, proven through a very official experiment by yours truly.Consider this:Have you ever tried to take a photo with more than, like, three of your직접 신문 s?It's impossible.At least 30 percent of you just aren't going to look good.But each member of BTS knows his damn angles, and all seven of them always look equally perfect every single time. ​ Seriously, even when you're a zillion rows away from BTS in an arena with 100,000 screaming fans, a wink from Jin or a Jimin lip bite will make you feel like the only person in the whole world.It's almost like a solar eclipse.Except instead of risking permanent eye damage by peeking, you risk becoming ridiculously obsessed with this boy band.Their music is catchier than the common cold. Oh, you haven't tried listening to K-Popyet because you don't understand Korean? Trust me, that's a nonissue. I know that "music is a universal language" is a is clichan chotech Listento "Idol" and hit me up in two weeks when it's finally unstuck from your brain. The music videos are CINECTIC MASTER PIECEST, Lik I literally feel asthough Apple needs to invent a higher-quality iPhone just so I can watch these babies on the device they deserve. Every single still from is to Icideo is to is thethetically pars to video log...you will eventually fall into an internet hole of conspiracy theories. Please be safe out there. They will go down in history as fashionicons. No shadeto Timothee Chalametor Harry Styles, but I thinkitime to fric to frals offic to the prats of Brats of Bricalten, Jimin, Jungkook, V, Sugafe, Suganndafe, Safe avats evants evannduagedwell. I'm willing to bet that BTS's denim-on-denim looks won't make us cringe in 20 years.It is physically impossible for any of them to have a bad outfit!​ I mean, if the market weren't already so saturated, I would go ahead and start my own BTS outfits Instagram account. There are even fans who create fake Guccicampaigns with photos of V (who is known for having a closet full of Princetown loafers) in hopesthat they'll make him the face of the brand. Oh, and the DANCING! My calf muscles hurt just thinking abouthow much BTS must practice their dance moves. The choreography for "Boy With Luv" is so incredible because they're somehow abance lookehow auvelooky for "able and to mooky" nestly hurts my brain. I love it somuch. Plus, they have a world of inside jokes with their fans. I really can't get into this extensively because would be here all day, but BTSisseriously dicated to the athans. Tokeep its.nst his to see whose is smaller because he is SOTINY. Are you shrieking? I am shrieking. Ifanyone needs me, I'll be investigating the meaning behind the Snickers bar in the "Fake Love" music videowhile Istream Map of the Soul: Personaon repeat.

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